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A beaton is when you are taking a shit and trying to force it back up in the hole
whilst
pissing all over your
hands
and
arms
.
Ivor: “That shit
looked
messy
!”
Jaan: “Yes, it was a
real
beaton!”
Beaton
by
TheRealFacey
August 15, 2019
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