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Beaniality

Noun -

1. The practice of having sex with Beanie Babies
2. Anything errotic involving a person(s) and said toy, including but not limited to cunilingus, felatio, etc.

Alternate Forms: beanial (adj.), beanialize (v.),
1. Cano and Matt engage in beaniality every weekend while Cano's little sister cowers in the corner.

2. Alec's behavior was so beanial, disheartening his human lover, Andrew.

3. "Want to watch me beanialize that Princess Diana Beanie Baby?" Beth suggestively suggested to Caitlyn.
by omgtheykilledkenny July 23, 2010
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Bestiality

Sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.
Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is bestiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”
by semennachos February 16, 2021
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Beastiality

Common way to misspell bestiality.

Bestiality is sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.
Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is beastiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”
by semennachos February 16, 2021
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Banility

Ones ability to eat a certain number of banana's in one sitting.
whoa check out that chick, she has a 12 banility rating!
by banana commander July 13, 2010
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midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality
I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.
by Ghetto Grampa June 25, 2015
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crypto-bestiality

Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses
1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.

2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!
by magicalunicornfucker December 7, 2009
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bestiality

a form of animal abuse where a human has sexual contact with an animal
person 1: I'm actually really into bestiality. what are your views on it?
person 2: I'm sorry, but WHAT?
person 1: I'm in a relationship with a dog, and she really enjoys it, i think it should be more normalised
person 2: ...
person 1's body was later found in a rubbish bag hidden in an alley. An autopsy showed he was likely beaten to death, and that he had actually been missing a brain since the age of 8.
by Lavafox August 23, 2020
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