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beandong 

A Bostonian man’s penis; usually small. Most often used derogatorily.
Hey, Mahk. Vanessa says you can’t please a woman because of your beandong. My condolences on your wicked pissah
beandong by MajorBubbles May 15, 2018
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brandong 

a common typo for the name "brandon". although it refers to a specific person, the term "brandong" may be used to describe any conceited fat son of a bitch that pretends they're good at everything when in actuality, they suck.
example 1:
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH MY PAINTBALL GUN.
person 2: (to person 3) ..wow, he's being such a brandong.
person 3: indeed.

example 2:
"That brandong can suck my dick cause i can beat him with my eyes closed."
brandong by 2 buds December 24, 2007
A large fanged entity who regularly draws out less evolved creatures from their dark caves and devours them.
Old confused confederate creatures spotted crawling across the dirt on their bellies. Better get some beandogs over here to eradicate them.
Beandog by Joe Bucker October 18, 2010

beansong 

A more refined designation for the dulcet tones of flatulence.
Her beansong stays on my mind. And in my drapes! Damn girl!!!

beandang diddly wang

when a pissed off mexican puts his small penis in a cat or dog.
"jose is the worst bean dang diddly wang i have ever seen !"
beandang diddly wang by tommy g. December 11, 2004

Brandonghey 

Feeling the urge to watch Bravo or Lifetime, the Brandonghey is known for fancying fondue and rounds of Jenga.
Brandonghey enjoys Bravo and Lifetime
Brandonghey by 66crash October 3, 2006
a blowjob; when one receives fellatio, it may be referred to as a beandog
Yo lemme get a beandog real quick!
beandog by ronstoppable March 24, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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