beandong 

A Bostonian man’s penis; usually small. Most often used derogatorily.

Hey, Mahk. Vanessa says you can’t please a woman because of your beandong. My condolences on your wicked pissah

beandong by MajorBubbles May 15, 2018

brandong 

a common typo for the name "brandon". although it refers to a specific person, the term "brandong" may be used to describe any conceited fat son of a bitch that pretends they're good at everything when in actuality, they suck.

example 1:
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH MY PAINTBALL GUN.
person 2: (to person 3) ..wow, he's being such a brandong.
person 3: indeed.

example 2:
"That brandong can suck my dick cause i can beat him with my eyes closed."

brandong by 2 buds December 24, 2007

Beandog 

A large fanged entity who regularly draws out less evolved creatures from their dark caves and devours them.

Old confused confederate creatures spotted crawling across the dirt on their bellies. Better get some beandogs over here to eradicate them.

Beandog by Joe Bucker October 18, 2010

beansong 

A more refined designation for the dulcet tones of flatulence.

Her beansong stays on my mind. And in my drapes! Damn girl!!!

beansong by Mr. Marvin Pancakes III August 23, 2015

beandang diddly wang

when a pissed off mexican puts his small penis in a cat or dog.

"jose is the worst bean dang diddly wang i have ever seen !"

beandang diddly wang by tommy g. December 11, 2004

Brandonghey 

Feeling the urge to watch Bravo or Lifetime, the Brandonghey is known for fancying fondue and rounds of Jenga.

Brandonghey enjoys Bravo and Lifetime

Brandonghey by 66crash October 3, 2006

beandog 

a blowjob; when one receives fellatio, it may be referred to as a beandog

Yo lemme get a beandog real quick!

beandog by ronstoppable March 24, 2007