Definitions by MajorBubbles

beandong 

A Bostonian man’s penis; usually small. Most often used derogatorily.

Hey, Mahk. Vanessa says you can’t please a woman because of your beandong. My condolences on your wicked pissah

beandong by MajorBubbles May 15, 2018

Sploist 

To make a squishy wetness in the pants, often by women as a result of sexual stimulation. A portmanteau of sploosh and moist.

"Oh My GOD Laurie, Chet Faker is soooo hot. He totally makes me sploist"

Sploist by MajorBubbles November 4, 2014