beansong 

A more refined designation for the dulcet tones of flatulence.

Her beansong stays on my mind. And in my drapes! Damn girl!!!

beansong by Mr. Marvin Pancakes III August 23, 2015

beansing 

quitting at a game such as poker

Ian sucks at poker, he's gonna beans
Swig is an idiot, he's beansing

beansing by Mulberry July 12, 2006

Beansing 

beansing; beansed; "to have beans on one's shirt"

Beansing
verb.
1) To thoroughly embarrass oneself, by way of ineptitude or stupidity.

Beansed
verb. (past tense)

"to have beans on one's shirt"
phrase.
(see baked beans) To wear a non-physical "badge" signifying you have achieved an impressive, continued or consistant level of ineptitude, wearing the "beans" as a reminder of your spectacular incompetence. It is implied that the degrading "badge" will remain as a semi-permanent reminder, as would the mark that might be left by spilling baked beans on your shirt.

"I wish I was better at pool, but I keep *beansing* up all my shots"
"Barry is such a pepega, he completey *beansed* that up"
"I tried to show off my juggling skills in front of my class, but I failed spectacularly, now *I have beans all over my shirt*"

Beansing by for bst results cook at 1.21gw January 21, 2020

beansing 

To beans out is to;

a) mistype/misspell/misinterpret any english or other language within any form of electronic communication. eg. email, sms, facebook, telegraph etc
b) completely miss (ie. oblivious to) a significant topic of discussion within the emails
c) unleash an inner against towards any and all females after * amount of alcohol
d) turn rabid at the potential for any kind of female sexual activity (eg. to howl like a wolf when a car of girls flashing drives past you on the way home from the cricket)
e) spiral into a frenzy/uncontrollable rage/fit at the possibility of spiderhole action
f) all of the above

- Fucking wow, Oli, beans out harder cunt.
- You totally beans'd that, cunt.
- Yeah, he's been beansing out all week.

beansing by jaselol January 14, 2010

beansing 

yelling the word beans at random people as you drive down the street.

Swig is Beansing that old lady on the sidewalk

Swig: BEANS!!!!!

Peter is Beansing that little kid on his bike

Peter: BEANS!!!!!

beansing by CaptinAwesome5 July 19, 2006

beansonaplate 

A super funny and cool person on TikTok :)

Dude, beansonaplate is so cool!

beansonaplate by Totally not bean August 30, 2021

Beansing 

Rubbing each other

You wanna beans

Yes ofcourse I wanna start beansing

Beansing by Beansqueen February 19, 2020