beansing; beansed; "to have beans on one's shirt"

Beansing
verb.
1) To thoroughly embarrass oneself, by way of ineptitude or stupidity.

Beansed
verb. (past tense)

"to have beans on one's shirt"
phrase.
(see baked beans) To wear a non-physical "badge" signifying you have achieved an impressive, continued or consistant level of ineptitude, wearing the "beans" as a reminder of your spectacular incompetence. It is implied that the degrading "badge" will remain as a semi-permanent reminder, as would the mark that might be left by spilling baked beans on your shirt.

"I wish I was better at pool, but I keep *beansing* up all my shots"
"Barry is such a pepega, he completey *beansed* that up"
"I tried to show off my juggling skills in front of my class, but I failed spectacularly, now *I have beans all over my shirt*"

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To beans out is to;

a) mistype/misspell/misinterpret any english or other language within any form of electronic communication. eg. email, sms, facebook, telegraph etc
b) completely miss (ie. oblivious to) a significant topic of discussion within the emails
c) unleash an inner against towards any and all females after * amount of alcohol
d) turn rabid at the potential for any kind of female sexual activity (eg. to howl like a wolf when a car of girls flashing drives past you on the way home from the cricket)
e) spiral into a frenzy/uncontrollable rage/fit at the possibility of spiderhole action
f) all of the above

- Fucking wow, Oli, beans out harder cunt.
- You totally beans'd that, cunt.
- Yeah, he's been beansing out all week.

beansing by jaselol January 14, 2010

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beansing

yelling the word beans at random people as you drive down the street.

Swig is Beansing that old lady on the sidewalk

Swig: BEANS!!!!!

Peter is Beansing that little kid on his bike

Peter: BEANS!!!!!

beansing by CaptinAwesome5 July 19, 2006

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beansonaplate

A super funny and cool person on TikTok :)

Dude, beansonaplate is so cool!

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Beansing

Rubbing each other

You wanna beans

Yes ofcourse I wanna start beansing

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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