brandong 

a common typo for the name "brandon". although it refers to a specific person, the term "brandong" may be used to describe any conceited fat son of a bitch that pretends they're good at everything when in actuality, they suck.

example 1:
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH MY PAINTBALL GUN.
person 2: (to person 3) ..wow, he's being such a brandong.
person 3: indeed.

example 2:
"That brandong can suck my dick cause i can beat him with my eyes closed."

brandong by 2 buds December 24, 2007

Brandon Richardson

A handsome individual who lives in Miami that’s an entrepreneur, socialite and actor.

Also known as Prince or his government name Brandon Quantavius Richardson, born September 23, 1984.

Brandon Richardson is the sole create of Thots on a Yacht.

Brandon Richardson by JasmineP May 6, 2022

Brandon Routh 

The hot-ass talented actor who stars as Superman/Clark Kent in the upcoming summer movie Superman Returns.

Brandon Routh is a sexy beast of a man. He put on 22 pounds of solid muscle to be in Superman Returns. Thank fuck for that skin-tight outfit.

Brandon Routh by AMENNAAAAAA July 1, 2006

brandon sens 

somebody that plays on a sensitivity in fps games that is way higher than you should ever think about.

yo this man is using brandon sens thats why he is 2-23

brandon sens by valorant pro player May 16, 2021

Brandon Boyd 

Multi-talented lyrical genious and lead singer of modern rock band, Incubus. Also known for his visual art work and good looks.

Brandon Boyd's voice makes me weak in the knees.

Brandon Boyd by Steph September 27, 2004

Brandon Farris

Well known and loved youtuber Brandon Farris. Known for the termdooder and the phrase Jear Desus (see farthenhickle)

P1: Hey, do you watch Brandon Farris on YouTube?
P2: Yeah! He's hilarious!

Brandon Farris by Hawyeedooder August 4, 2019

Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.

Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"

Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020