The '
shim' in a marriage looks the man role, but takes orders and has a vagina instead of what goes in the vagina.
Shim shaves their whole body to
try be as strong as their wife's overpowering
will power. The '
shim' is content with giving his 100% effort and his whole paycheck to his wife he worships for her 1-5% effortless existence in the relationship. When in heat, the wife gets the male role by attaching a strap on. After the wife
dry intercourses the shim. The wife removes the strap on so she can get off by beanbumping her shim. The wife beanbumper is usually a richbitchwannabe and is always right, perfect in everyway, GOD-like in the sense of being flawless or without flaws.
Emo 1:'What nice married couple.'
Emo 2:"Hey, why doesn't the husband have any
hair on his body?"
Emo 1:'EEWWWW!!!!!! It's a
shim! Notice how it follows its wife!
Wife says to her
shim: 'You better keep your mouth shut or you will not have any beanbumping from me for 3 months! Remember, a good 'husband' is seen not heard!'
Emo 2:"A
shim does make a good pet, but poses no threat."
Emo 1:'Just shows there is someone for everybody.'''Shims
happiness comes from breaking their back for their
soulmate, who calls the shots and controls shim as a personal
slave."
Wife says to shim :'Now don't forget my wedding vow to you," I take this shim in marriage for better or DIVORCE."
Emo 2:"A shim is the poster child picture for defining all derivatives of the word lame.""What a lamebrain!"
Emo 1 :'No, shims are brainless, malepartless and do enjoy being in
lop-sided relationships and excellent at following orders.'
Emo 2 :"I wonder if the wife sometimes enjoys shaving sheman's beanbumping area."
Emo 1 :'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW' NO MORE SAID. Let's go find some real women who cares about how we feel just as much as we care how they feel.
