The act of having sexual intercourse with an African American woman whom is covered in bushes baked beans, while sitting in a reclining chair, while there is complete silence, with a candle to your left, as cars 2 is playing in the background and , whispering softly to you “this nigga eatin beans”.

Damn dude shaqesha just gave me a bean job so good I never wanted to get up

Bean Job by Dat_Last_Bastion June 19, 2018

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The act of performing cunnilingus. To bring a woman to orgasm by stimulating her vagina or, more specifically, her clitoris aka 'bean,' through licking, sucking, heavy hot breathing and fondling.

A 'beanjob' is really the female equivalent of a 'blowjob' and follows all of the same grammatical constructions. For example, the word 'bean' can be used as a verb in the same way 'blow' can.

'Beanie' for short.

All I want is a goodnight kiss or a beanjob.

Look dude, bean me first and then I'll blow you.

I walked in on him beaning her...and stayed to watch.

beanjob by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013

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Coined after the term "Flicking the Bean", refers to oral sex given to a female, usually human. ( NOT always.)

Levy - " Hey babe, lookin stressed! Want a beanjob? Maybe some O's?"

Anonymous female - ~grins~ "yes, indeed sir I would."

Beanjob by questionsleepz September 25, 2009

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A Beaner

Look at that beanjob hop that fence.

beanjob by Peepskin November 17, 2003

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Beanjob is a derogatory term used to describe a Mexican, or one of mexican appearance. Similar to how 'Cracker' describes a white person.

Guy 1: Hey Chase lets go to the mall and see a movie or something
Guy 2: Naw, bro the beanjobs over there have overrun the mall.

beanjob by cagober127 February 14, 2012

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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