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beanjob 

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The act of performing cunnilingus. To bring a woman to orgasm by stimulating her vagina or, more specifically, her clitoris aka 'bean,' through licking, sucking, heavy hot breathing and fondling.

A 'beanjob' is really the female equivalent of a 'blowjob' and follows all of the same grammatical constructions. For example, the word 'bean' can be used as a verb in the same way 'blow' can.

'Beanie' for short.
All I want is a goodnight kiss or a beanjob.

Look dude, bean me first and then I'll blow you.

I walked in on him beaning her...and stayed to watch.
beanjob by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013
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Beanjob 

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Coined after the term "Flicking the Bean", refers to oral sex given to a female, usually human. ( NOT always.)
Levy - " Hey babe, lookin stressed! Want a beanjob? Maybe some O's?"

Anonymous female - ~grins~ "yes, indeed sir I would."
Beanjob by questionsleepz September 25, 2009
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beanjob 

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Look at that beanjob hop that fence.
beanjob by Peepskin November 17, 2003

beanjob 

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Beanjob is a derogatory term used to describe a Mexican, or one of mexican appearance. Similar to how 'Cracker' describes a white person.
Guy 1: Hey Chase lets go to the mall and see a movie or something
Guy 2: Naw, bro the beanjobs over there have overrun the mall.
beanjob by cagober127 February 14, 2012

Beanjole 

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A Mexican that migrates into the U.S. of fucking A, and assumes he's an American.
Fernando already celebrating 4th of July, he's only been here for a week. What a beanjole!!
Beanjole by lengthychoad July 4, 2014

bealjob 

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the forcing of a handjob onto another person by means of physical abuse or threat of physical abuse. by the way this is a true story from like 2011 but you gen z twats probably dont know about it because youre so entitled to everything
boy 1: you ever heard about the bealjob
boy 2: no
boy 1: well youre about to right now...
bealjob by urmuddasbattycrease October 28, 2021

beanjo 

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-verb
1. To wildly flick or rub a woman's bean in a manner similar to strumming a banjo.

-noun
1. A woman's bean as it relates to the act of the same name.
Hayseed Willy played Sally Mae's beanjo all night in the back of the barn--first with his finger, then with his tongue. What a talented son-of-a-gun.
beanjo by Tabooyah September 1, 2009
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