Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.
Also referred to as "ball planking"
Also referred to as "ball planking"
by dakara930 October 13, 2011
Verb.
When someone comes up to greet you, but instead of shaking your hand they grab your balls. Usually performed by very forward females or athletes.
When someone comes up to greet you, but instead of shaking your hand they grab your balls. Usually performed by very forward females or athletes.
"Hannah was so drunk last night she straight up bean-bagged me"
"A good bean-bagging is quite the treat!"
"A good bean-bagging is quite the treat!"
by Pterodactyl AKA Meghan July 05, 2007
Before I sit down on a canoe, I always adjust myself so I don't accidently sit on and crush my bean bag.
by M_Dubz152 June 28, 2023
The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'.
A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.
A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.
by the diddler June 12, 2015
by Jeff November 27, 2003
by ssstaples July 11, 2011
An employee or co-worker that is incompetent, lazy and lethargic. Said employee or co-worker arrives late on a regular basis and creates wildly outlandish stories when arriving late. Said stories may include but not limited to the following: Spilling orange juice on one's self when driving, having to go to the bank to get money, frequent car accidents, inclement weather in adjacent cities, selling rare coin collections, and various types of illness. Said employee or co-worker additionally spends the limited time they are at work taking frequent smoke breaks, bullshiting, and eating assortments of junk food.
by Raymond Poison March 29, 2011