be fucked

an expression, of british origins, to signify that an individual cannot be bothered or does not care about something, or is too lazy, tired or hungover to tend to responsibilities...see also be assed, be arsed.

i would have done the dishes today, but i couldn't be fucked.

i might have gone to work today, but i was so hungover when i woke up that i couldn't be fucked.

by sin_77 November 6, 2006

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cant be fucked

Aussie slang for not wanting to, or not having the energy and motivation do something.

"Man, i really can't be fucked changing the channel, let's just watch Springer."

by Diego July 8, 2003

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I can't be fucked

to tired or low energy to do something (Can't be fucked)

Friend 1: did you do the homework
Friend 2: No really I can't be fucked

by Modded Gaming March 31, 2017

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couldn't be fucked

when you don't want to do something, so much so, that you, well; couldn't be fucked.

mom: "hey Jonny. take out the trash. will ya?"
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."

by Angus of Regnulass December 27, 2021

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To Be Fucked List

a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.

Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."

by Pete Dick February 13, 2008

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