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bendescend 

When someone (usually a friend) oversimplifies a concept or needlessly lowers register during casual conversation.
Ben: It would be quite fortuit...lucky if that happened.
Den: Really? Did you just bendescend me?
bendescend by okhotnik1 October 20, 2015
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st bedes 

A rubbish dump full of clapped hoes with slugs for eyebrows, who wouldn’t know the difference between a shit heap and their council estate homes, where they all live. fake Micheal Kors bags and Adidas superstars for school uniform. Skirts so high u can see their tits and think anyone who goes to private school is a posh twat, when in fact they are just poor chavs. So sad. Please donate to St Bedes, 074859622
She goes to St Bedes
Shall we give her some money?
st bedes by Dgydbysbysbgubwygbs April 19, 2018

st bedes 

People who attend St beds are all tramps from Lawrence Weston who can barely afford a doughnut from lidl in the morning before school. Girls at St bedes have their skirts so high their saggy arses hang out. St bedes is the right destination for your child if you want them to become a chav.
Her skirts so high her fanny is hanging out
Yeah she's from St bedes
st bedes by rufurnvruncdimciedeiju February 19, 2019
Beddes controlled the room with his communistic army!
beddes by Who could it be? November 1, 2004

Bendeskied 

Verb. (Past tense)

To be brought into a state of extreme hangover, after what was intended to be an innocent, casual, early night with friends

To be willingly sidetracked, then rendered powerless to the shenanigans of an individual, most often female, Scorpio, with geographic ties to the state of New Jersey.

Characterized by:
The taking taking of personal days
Delayed or canceled plans
Worst headache of your life
Excessive ibuprofen/Gatorade consumption
Desire to do it again at the next possible opportunity
Toby won’t be joining us for brunch. He got Bendeskied last night and is home licking his wounds.
Bendeskied by Estonya November 5, 2022

Bendes' Gap 

The space between the goalie and the goal in foosball. If not properly covered, bank shots are easy to score.
I just scored on the Bendes' Gap.

You need to cover the Bendes' Gap.
Bendes' Gap by nydellis September 26, 2015