bedesk

when you study in your bed and not at your archaically used desk.

im spending the day studying in my bedesk.

by meouwmiu November 27, 2012

bederka

owner of fuckfaces queerbunch, scaley hand fag
a dick who talks behind peoples back
also see pussy ass bitch

I hear someone was talkinmg behind my back
Oh, he must be pulling a Bederka

by urda February 13, 2008

st bedes

A rubbish dump full of clapped hoes with slugs for eyebrows, who wouldn’t know the difference between a shit heap and their council estate homes, where they all live. fake Micheal Kors bags and Adidas superstars for school uniform. Skirts so high u can see their tits and think anyone who goes to private school is a posh twat, when in fact they are just poor chavs. So sad. Please donate to St Bedes, 074859622

She goes to St Bedes
Shall we give her some money?

by Dgydbysbysbgubwygbs April 19, 2018

st bedes

People who attend St beds are all tramps from Lawrence Weston who can barely afford a doughnut from lidl in the morning before school. Girls at St bedes have their skirts so high their saggy arses hang out. St bedes is the right destination for your child if you want them to become a chav.

Her skirts so high her fanny is hanging out
Yeah she's from St bedes

by rufurnvruncdimciedeiju February 19, 2019

Bedskimo Bros

Two bros who have fucked the same girl in the same bed. To acquire this level is to become bedskimo bros.

“Yo just got done fucking Sarah over in the motel 6.” “What room?” “256...” “No fucking way bro! We’re bedskimo bros”

by ThePriest69420 October 24, 2020

Bendeskied

Verb. (Past tense)

To be brought into a state of extreme hangover, after what was intended to be an innocent, casual, early night with friends

To be willingly sidetracked, then rendered powerless to the shenanigans of an individual, most often female, Scorpio, with geographic ties to the state of New Jersey.

Characterized by:
The taking taking of personal days
Delayed or canceled plans
Worst headache of your life
Excessive ibuprofen/Gatorade consumption
Desire to do it again at the next possible opportunity

Toby won’t be joining us for brunch. He got Bendeskied last night and is home licking his wounds.

by Estonya November 5, 2022

Bedosky

A frequent shopper of big and tall who is fond of dead bugs and ceramic tigers. Enjoys tormenting sweaty, young children and owns a unicorn ranch. Oddly resembles Mr. Incrdible, with a beard.

Only Bedosky has unicorn mayonaise!!!

by Jewnis April 1, 2009