Bendeskied 

Verb. (Past tense)

To be brought into a state of extreme hangover, after what was intended to be an innocent, casual, early night with friends

To be willingly sidetracked, then rendered powerless to the shenanigans of an individual, most often female, Scorpio, with geographic ties to the state of New Jersey.

Characterized by:
The taking taking of personal days
Delayed or canceled plans
Worst headache of your life
Excessive ibuprofen/Gatorade consumption
Desire to do it again at the next possible opportunity

Toby won’t be joining us for brunch. He got Bendeskied last night and is home licking his wounds.

Bendeskied by Estonya November 5, 2022

Benderskid

A derogatory term used against someone who is a pile of shit at everything and also part of the lgbt community. It can also be used as an insult to anyone and if you are called this you should be greatly offended

Your such a benderskid

Benderskid by anonymous July 25, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016