A not so playful nickname for the owner of Amazon and the WashingtonPost, Jeff Bezos.
Just as it is with a run of the mill bezoar, if left unchecked, Jeff Bezoar and his voracious appetite for power, ownership and control may result in serious and potentially deadly complications.
Noun. When Mario, Zelda, band kids, and science labs are combined. Bazario used to be a small group of students in class, but their dictatorship skills will lead to world domination. Elections and decisions are made by the 'nose goes' process.
Sam: Should she go use her socialist skills?
Renee: *puts finger on nose*
Autumn: Sam, stop being the nothingness in the middle!
Sam: But that is what holds Bazario together!
An intestinal obstruction, usually in goats or cattle, but sometimes in humans. A trichobezoar is a ball of hair, and a phytobezoar forms around an undigestible object, like rocks or chewing gum.
"The autopsy revealed the presence of a trichobezoar in the girl's intestine... she had been eating her longfringe."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!