Mistahtom's definitions

Dork It Up

To interject a non-nerdy conversation with really nerdy comment thus distupting the conversation.

The nerdy comment may/may not come from someone who is not contributing anything to the conversation.

Bob: Wow Spiderman II was really bad.

Nerd 1: Did you know tritium is an isotope of hydrogen?

Bob: Why you gotta dork it up for everything, Nerd?!

by mistahtom July 23, 2006

D.T.

Acronym for delerium tremors. Something that you can get when you are withdrawing from something such as alcohol, heroine, porn

Carlos got the D.T.s when they put him in rehab for his alcohoism

by mistahtom August 24, 2005

James the Nigga hatin' dolphin

Alias of former tv star Flipper the dolphin. On Chappelle's Show, he was put into the community pool to scare off all the black folks because he hates them.

Man 1: Holy shit its James the Nigga hatin' dolphin.

White Man: They called him Flipper, Flipper, faster than white lightening.

by mistahtom June 28, 2006

Lezbeau

1. A male Fag Hag

2: Lez = gay female
Beau = guy

Fag = gay male
Hag = woman

get it?

Skylar is a lezbeau. He hangs out with alot of lesbians.

by Mistahtom January 7, 2006

suga bowl

Slang for the superficial female reproductive organ (vagina).

Woman: "Cleveland you tease, put yo finger in my suga bowl"

by mistahtom August 24, 2005

ninjas

A group (ninjas) or single person (ninja) that is trained in the martial arts. They are the coolest thing on the planet and live in competition with pirates.

Ninjas are so cool that I flipped out, kicked my mom in the face and crapped my pants all in one motion.

by MistahTom November 2, 2005

cabin fever

Spending too much time in the cabin of a ship and getting sick of your mates in the process.

Scurvy Bill The Wej, Cap'n Knappy and Cap'n Kike all got cabin fever from too much time on the Jolly Roger

by mistahtom November 22, 2005