Mistahtom's definitions

The Football

The Presidential briefcase that contains launch codes to launch nuclear missiles. It travels with him anywhere he goes allowing him to start a nuclear war from anywhere at anytime.

The President can launch a nuclear missile from anywhere using "The Football"

by Mistahtom January 13, 2006

scrap whistle

That whistle that gang members or a scrap use to identify themselves in a large crowd or over a lengthy distance. This is only done by Mexican gang members.

X used his scrap whistle to find Y at Great America.

by MistahTom June 17, 2006

rry

Azn parody of rly but it gets messed up when Engrish speaking people try to say it.

Hay Kim, are you ronery?
Yah I rry am.

by MistahTom November 2, 2005

that fucking guy

A term used to describe a 3rd person when reminiscing on a dumb act they performed or a stupid action they did at one time.
synonymous with this fucking guy

Bob: Did I tell you about what Joe did? That fucking guy, he used the scope on his pellet rifle to look at girls in the adjacent apartment. Then the cops come knocking on his door looking for him.

Tom: What a dumbass, that fucking guy needs his balls removed so he won't ever have kids.

by MistahTom June 13, 2006

Whoragami

A very flexible prostitute. They do not necessarily have to be of Asian descent.

I put her legs behind her head and made some whoragami

by mistahtom August 24, 2005

Scrillacon Valley

Another term for Silicon Valley 'cept it includes the money grubbing part of it.

Bob: Where you goin' for the Caesar Chavez holiday?
Steve: I'm goin' to Scrillacon Valley so I can outsource my job to India.

by MistahTom September 6, 2005

Palin American

A pc way to call someone mentally challenged.

See: Retard

Person 1: "OMG, Bryan is such a retard"
Person 2: "Retard is such a strong word. Use 'Palin American' instead."

by Mistahtom February 13, 2010