Foxcatcher five

An amateur wrestling move created by multi-millionaire turned criminal John du Pont. It is executed in the down position by grabbing your opponents balls from behind.
John du Pont is a crazy mo fo who created the Foxcatcher Five.
by MistahTom December 10, 2005
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rry

Azn parody of rly but it gets messed up when Engrish speaking people try to say it.
Hay Kim, are you ronery?
Yah I rry am.
by MistahTom November 02, 2005
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that fucking guy

A term used to describe a 3rd person when reminiscing on a dumb act they performed or a stupid action they did at one time.
synonymous with this fucking guy
Bob: Did I tell you about what Joe did? That fucking guy, he used the scope on his pellet rifle to look at girls in the adjacent apartment. Then the cops come knocking on his door looking for him.

Tom: What a dumbass, that fucking guy needs his balls removed so he won't ever have kids.
by MistahTom June 13, 2006
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Circle Derp

The act of a mouth-breathing troll using their own alternate account(s) to agree with their own wharrgarbl or derp.
User 1: Libtards are afraid of Sarah Palin because she's smart.

User 2 (User 1's alt): Woah, did I say afraid of? I meant scared of.

User 3: Looks like we have a circle derp.
by MistahTom March 26, 2010
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mester

Short for semester. Like semester but its actually 'mester.
I freakin' failed o. chem last mester
by Mistahtom March 04, 2006
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Portuguese Omlet

Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.
by Mistahtom September 06, 2005
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krelm

The dried product on the top of a squeeze bottle or any type of product dispensing container. Ketchup, hair gel, tooth paste, ointment, shave cream....you name it.
The krelm almost entirely useless and is nasty.
by MistahTom April 06, 2006
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