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Bazard by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003
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Bacardi 151
On the technical side, Bacardi 151 is a liquor developed by the Bacardi Corporation, based out of Hamilton, Bermuda. It is 75.5% alcohol by volume, hence the name. 75.5 % ABV is 151 proof. It is also the same alcohol content used in the fuel for a V2 rocket.
That moves us on to the less technical side, the reason you came here instead of Wikipedia. I would say that Bacardi 151 is the devil, but the truth is that the devil actually rejects its use in his parties in Hell because it is simply too flammable. Bacardi 151 is an eldritch horror, born not in Bermuda, but in some dark place where things that feast on human corruption grow large in the shadows. To say that it is not fit for human consumption is an understatement. Stories end when it is mentioned. Men sob. Bears die.
Whoever said "all things in moderation" was not discussing this spirit. Moderation is not the key here. This beverage looks at moderation, laughs, and says something so raunchy about its mother that it snaps. Two lightly mixed drinks with Bacardi 151 will have you throwing up, walking into glass doors like a confused bird, and questioning your own existence on a night you intended to spend celebrating.
Bacardi 151 is a bad idea. I would say to kill it with fire, but unless you want an ungodly explosion of glass and piss-colored fuel from Hitler's vengeance weapon, you really should just pour it out in honor of all the people who I am sure it has killed.
That moves us on to the less technical side, the reason you came here instead of Wikipedia. I would say that Bacardi 151 is the devil, but the truth is that the devil actually rejects its use in his parties in Hell because it is simply too flammable. Bacardi 151 is an eldritch horror, born not in Bermuda, but in some dark place where things that feast on human corruption grow large in the shadows. To say that it is not fit for human consumption is an understatement. Stories end when it is mentioned. Men sob. Bears die.
Whoever said "all things in moderation" was not discussing this spirit. Moderation is not the key here. This beverage looks at moderation, laughs, and says something so raunchy about its mother that it snaps. Two lightly mixed drinks with Bacardi 151 will have you throwing up, walking into glass doors like a confused bird, and questioning your own existence on a night you intended to spend celebrating.
Bacardi 151 is a bad idea. I would say to kill it with fire, but unless you want an ungodly explosion of glass and piss-colored fuel from Hitler's vengeance weapon, you really should just pour it out in honor of all the people who I am sure it has killed.
The defendant drank three shots of Bacardi 151, consumed a parakeet, then jumped onto the hood of a police car and defecated. When arrested, he stated that he was "Giving the officer the bird." No parakeet bone or feather fragments were found in his stool.
Bacardi 151 by TudorGothicSerpent January 25, 2014
bacardi 151
a one way ticket to the toilet, the hospital, or your deathbed. The majority of people won't even smell it, let alone drink it. If you like to enjoy your night slowly progressing from sober to buzzed to drunk, this is NOT your drink. If you want to help get the chick sitting on the couch into your bedroom, this is NOT the drink to use. If you want to showoff and think your a total badass, this is NOT your drink.
However, if you like to get very hammered, very quick, and for less money then most any name brand liquor, this is the drink for you. If you want to put that chick sitting on the couch over the toilet before you can even begin to spit your game, this is the drink to use. If your another hot-shot teen and want to think hair is being pulled out of your chest, and that your mister king of all liquors because you drink fire water, then this is probably your drink of choice. Believe me when I say this stuff will turn you into an old man with haste. However, I think it's a lot more badass to drink your friends under the table with a less harsh alcohol such as Jose Cuervo or Jack Daniels, because then everybody's willing to join in on the fun.
To be honest, about the only time consuming 151 becomes a social activity is when you light shit on fire with it. It's more expensive then lighter fluid, but it burns longer and smells a bit better. I highly advise NOT to do this though. If the bottle catches on fire, you'll probably be like me and won't notice until your countertop is on fire because the bottle got spilled.
If you still choose to drink it, simply because you like to, then more power to you! I command a lot more respect for you then these hot-shot teens who think drinking 151 and everclear makes them awesome. There's some good tasting stuff in there if you haven't burnt your taste buds off yet.
However, if you like to get very hammered, very quick, and for less money then most any name brand liquor, this is the drink for you. If you want to put that chick sitting on the couch over the toilet before you can even begin to spit your game, this is the drink to use. If your another hot-shot teen and want to think hair is being pulled out of your chest, and that your mister king of all liquors because you drink fire water, then this is probably your drink of choice. Believe me when I say this stuff will turn you into an old man with haste. However, I think it's a lot more badass to drink your friends under the table with a less harsh alcohol such as Jose Cuervo or Jack Daniels, because then everybody's willing to join in on the fun.
To be honest, about the only time consuming 151 becomes a social activity is when you light shit on fire with it. It's more expensive then lighter fluid, but it burns longer and smells a bit better. I highly advise NOT to do this though. If the bottle catches on fire, you'll probably be like me and won't notice until your countertop is on fire because the bottle got spilled.
If you still choose to drink it, simply because you like to, then more power to you! I command a lot more respect for you then these hot-shot teens who think drinking 151 and everclear makes them awesome. There's some good tasting stuff in there if you haven't burnt your taste buds off yet.
Bacardi 151 is good for three things...showing how badass you aren't, lighting shit on fire, and guaranteeing you'll be waking up wondering where you are and why there's a dick on your face. However, if your smashed enough to ignore the fumes that linger in your throat, it actually tastes VERY good.
bacardi 151 by maniacmechanic July 23, 2007
Bacardi and Coke
Also known colloquially as a 'Rum and Coke', this is the classic, no-frills, good-old-days drink that remains to this day: a simple mixture of a Bacardi Rum (typically Bacardi Superior) and Coca Cola - nothing else needed. Don't bother with Pepsi; there's not enough 'body' to that soda to make it right. If you're feeling adventurous, a double-shot can replace the single in exchange for a stronger alcoholic taste. And if you live on the edge, use a shot of bacardi 151 instead for the great taste of a Superior-single with the potency of a Superior-double (in fact, most who dare try bacardi 151 will attempt this method over all overs).
No offense to the other definitions, but they couldn't be more incorrect - many a straight man, myself included, order these as their drink of choice; however, the love for such classics isn't restricted by sex, gender, personality, sexual orientation, or anything other than knowing what you want, a desire to enjoy yourself, and actually having good taste.
No offense to the other definitions, but they couldn't be more incorrect - many a straight man, myself included, order these as their drink of choice; however, the love for such classics isn't restricted by sex, gender, personality, sexual orientation, or anything other than knowing what you want, a desire to enjoy yourself, and actually having good taste.
Bartender: "What'll it be, sir?"
Me: "Just a double-Bacardi and Coke, please."
Bartender: "A classic! You got it."
Me: "Just a double-Bacardi and Coke, please."
Bartender: "A classic! You got it."
Bacardi and Coke by Crevaan July 23, 2016
Bacardi hurricane
Background: new party drink from Bacardi; this classic cocktail is made with Bacardi and Bacardi 151 rum. Enjoy this one over the rocks(over ice)
Definition: a tasty drink that will fuck you up leaving you completely wasted..ONLY DRINK AROUND PEOPLE YOU KNOW!
Definition: a tasty drink that will fuck you up leaving you completely wasted..ONLY DRINK AROUND PEOPLE YOU KNOW!
Bacardi hurricane by Kelly October 16, 2004
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