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Vern Barnett
Someone who takes credit for the work of others because they are incompetent. Often fidgeting with their face during conversations, a Vern Barnett is completely oblivious to how disgusting they appear to those around them.
That Vern Barnett really came off as an asshole when they took credit for Steve's work, picking at his face during the entire meeting made him look like a joke.
Vern Barnett by RobertBlood August 5, 2019
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Matthew Barnett
A rapist from Rapetown, USA (aka Maryville, MO) who preys on the young and vulnerable/unconscious. His tactics include leaving victims to die in freezing temperatures, calling in political favors from his Grandpappy and encouraging friends to harass victims, or in some instances, even burn down their homes. Matthew is known for his exceptionally long neck and $10 DUI fines.
Mary: Hey, how is that long necked rapist over there not in jail?!
Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.
Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!
Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.
Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!
Matthew Barnett by Poofor October 17, 2013
Bayned
Verb. When something is a sure-fire thing and you screw it up. When a man or woman is interested in going home with you and you say/do something to make them no longer interested.
Bayned by bigpoppa253 February 25, 2010
Mat Baynton
Mat Baynton by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020
Christopher Barnett
Hi, I am Christopher Barnett. I am a man of weirdness and oddness; I am eccentric, white and nerdy, and a great friend.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.
Christopher Barnett by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020
QE Barnet
One of the most neekiest schools in all of England. If you come here, you either have been in private education throughout your primary school years and/or sacrificed 3 years of your life by spending each weekend going to 87 tuitions just to get in here. Boys here have absolutely zero knowledge on how to talk to a girl, and there is always that one point where they all start crushing on girls at HBS. About 98% of boys here are Asian.
QE Barnet by Taliban_501 November 28, 2021
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