barnet

Hair. As in Barnet Fair

"E's gone to get his Barnet trimmed! E'll look right pucker! Gaaaawd blimey guv'nor!

by Welly September 3, 2003

barnet

a cockney phrase for a new haircut.

"thats a great barnet!" - joe turner

by dirtybj January 4, 2012

barnet

big bushy hair like a pillow on the back of your head .you have to shoat "oweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"and look like the michalin man .also have bugeies and then have a hair cut like a monk or friar tuck.

get your hair cut you barnet basher
and
yo yo mushroom head

by smelly pig February 22, 2005

Barnet fair

Hair.
(Cockney rhyming slang).

What had he done with his comb? His Barnet fair was in a right two and eight!

by Sargeant Biff September 30, 2007

Barnet Kiss

The smooth and gentel kiss of the goochy area shared between two men

don beach just gave me a barnet kiss and it was amazing

the barnet kiss is the best way to see if your man loves you

by Flyingringpiece January 31, 2008

Barnet me up

A phrase used in encouragement of delivering a cross when playing Fifa.

Originates in a flat in Tamworth where regular 'groggers' meet to partake in 'sessions' (sesh) of Fifa 2009 (formerly 2008).

To deliver to the barnet is generally encouraged from both open play and corners, whilst certain individuals have been heard to say the phrase at an attacking throw in.

"Barnet me up monty"

by Montgomerie May 18, 2009

Barnet Steamer

When you jizz into a shot glass, microwave it, and pour it on a womans chest or back typically causing a burn.

Girl 1: My boyfriend was drunk last night and convinced me to let him do a barnet steamer

Girl 2: what the fuck

by RunningWithAnErection October 28, 2025