barnet

Hair. As in Barnet Fair

"E's gone to get his Barnet trimmed! E'll look right pucker! Gaaaawd blimey guv'nor!

by Welly September 3, 2003

barnet

a cockney phrase for a new haircut.

"thats a great barnet!" - joe turner

by dirtybj January 2, 2012

barnet

big bushy hair like a pillow on the back of your head .you have to shoat "oweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"and look like the michalin man .also have bugeies and then have a hair cut like a monk or friar tuck.

get your hair cut you barnet basher
and
yo yo mushroom head

by smelly pig February 22, 2005

Barnetted

Barnetted is a shorter way of saying you're Off your barnett, used in the North West of England by the local beak heads.

Example 1:
Ryan: "Lad I am barnetted here you know"

Example 2:
Clubber: "Got any numbers for a beak?"

Tom: "Yeah lad, here you go, it's power you know, you will be barnetted all night!"

by FlappedJoint September 5, 2012

QE Barnet

One of the most neekiest schools in all of England. If you come here, you either have been in private education throughout your primary school years and/or sacrificed 3 years of your life by spending each weekend going to 87 tuitions just to get in here. Boys here have absolutely zero knowledge on how to talk to a girl, and there is always that one point where they all start crushing on girls at HBS. About 98% of boys here are Asian.

I got to QE Barnet
Wow you are a neek

by Taliban_501 November 29, 2021

stinky barnet

Used to describe someones hair when they have bleached it. This is because bleach makes your hair stink.

Lad #1: "Did you hear about that lad, apparently he's got a stinky barnet?"
Lad #2: "Yeah, he does."

by thedackster October 18, 2017

Barnet fair

Hair.
(Cockney rhyming slang).

What had he done with his comb? His Barnet fair was in a right two and eight!

by Sargeant Biff September 15, 2007