big bushy hair like a pillow on the back of your head .you have to shoat "oweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"and look like the michalin man .also have bugeies and then have a hair cut like a monk or friar tuck.

get your hair cut you barnet basher
and
yo yo mushroom head

barnet by smelly pig February 22, 2005

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Barnet fair

Hair.
(Cockney rhyming slang).

What had he done with his comb? His Barnet fair was in a right two and eight!

Barnet fair by Sargeant Biff September 30, 2007

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Barnet Kiss

The smooth and gentel kiss of the goochy area shared between two men

don beach just gave me a barnet kiss and it was amazing

the barnet kiss is the best way to see if your man loves you

Barnet Kiss by Flyingringpiece January 31, 2008

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Barnet me up

A phrase used in encouragement of delivering a cross when playing Fifa.

Originates in a flat in Tamworth where regular 'groggers' meet to partake in 'sessions' (sesh) of Fifa 2009 (formerly 2008).

To deliver to the barnet is generally encouraged from both open play and corners, whilst certain individuals have been heard to say the phrase at an attacking throw in.

"Barnet me up monty"

Barnet me up by Montgomerie May 18, 2009

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Barnet Steamer

When you jizz into a shot glass, microwave it, and pour it on a womans chest or back typically causing a burn.

Girl 1: My boyfriend was drunk last night and convinced me to let him do a barnet steamer

Girl 2: what the fuck

Barnet Steamer by RunningWithAnErection October 28, 2025

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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