baumstein 

An uncoordinated person who often drops things and breaks things due to his incoordination.

The baumstein dropped the vase.

baumstein by dbaum April 24, 2014

Ethel Baumstein

The term to describe a delusional, mentally unstable but thoroughly lovely old woman, who thinks she is black.

'Man 1: "Yeah bro this MKAT is fucking wicked."
Man 2: "Lemme have a key, wanna test it first"
Ethel Baumstein: "Ah no now me bwoys, dont a all ofchu be slingin all around dat sheeit on my home turf or yas gon be gettin yaself sliiiiiced up honeychile'

Ethel Baumstein by trippyqueen August 30, 2012

Chet Brunstein 

Your average Joe, just a generic male character that's just generally uninteresting.

Bro, the male player character in this game is just Chet Brunstein, how dumb.

Chet Brunstein by JT_Lich July 17, 2022

Toot Braunstein 

Fictional character from the first animated reality tv show "Drawn Together". Erratic, fat, and cutter. She makes up for her fatness with her awesome personality and humorous role as "the bitch".

Toot Braunstein: So fine, if I can't be the sex symbol, then i can definitely be the BITCH!!!.

Toot Braunstein by sdignldiurng December 25, 2010

Budstein 

Someone who smokes marijuana and thinks his/her IQ magically increased by 200

Shut up, you didn't find the answers to the universe you budstein.

Budstein by James M.F. Brooks March 7, 2007

Basteing 

Running around with a turkey baster filled with your brothers semen while trying to impregnate your girlfriend. Oh, two lesbians usually do this. That last part was kinda important.

"If you ever see someone running around basteing things, and its not thanksgiving, just run."

Basteing by lil pga pro 1 March 27, 2009

bumstein 

A person who is, or bears qualities similar to, one who lives on the streets and relies on others for all of his/her needs. Such needs include, but are not limited too, a constant, insatiable hunger, which thereby leads the person to require others to provide him/her with food, usually in excessive quantities, and the desire to be carried at all times in order to avoid all physical motion and effort. Scientifically, Bumsteins are incapable of converting calories into energy, thereby permitting them from performing any sort of physical motion of a useful nature.

The young lady in Communist Russia, though fully unaware of what Communism was, relied on the government like the bumstein that she was.

bumstein by Staunch Beast September 13, 2007