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Portmanteau of robert pattinson and Batman

A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!)
who’s not to be judged from twilight

Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great

Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME!

Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)
Battinson is the best emo batman onscreen!

The batman is pretty much se7en with batman but that’s alright, let battinson shine!

Battinson gots a pretty sick batsuit

Thug: what the hell are you supposed to be?

Battinson: *pounds thugs into the ground*

…

Battinson: I’m vengeance
Battinson by Nukedmunxxx March 25, 2022
Word of the Day on March 19, 2024

blatstein 

To lambaste, berate and embarass to the highest degree
I was totally and utterly blatsteined the other day, when the newspaper wrote that scathing editorial about me.
blatstein by The Daily P November 18, 2005

weakly bastenson 

Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.
A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."

Basteing 

Running around with a turkey baster filled with your brothers semen while trying to impregnate your girlfriend. Oh, two lesbians usually do this. That last part was kinda important.
"If you ever see someone running around basteing things, and its not thanksgiving, just run."
Basteing by lil pga pro 1 March 27, 2009
a portmanteau of Pattinson and Batman used to describe Robert Pattinson's version of Batman.
Battinson's costume looks the best.
Battinson by theamazingpsych February 6, 2022

Basteing 

verb the act of getting, &/or being, baked & wasted at the same time. getting baked + getting wasted = basteing
Jim can often be found Basteing behind the library on campus.

Basteing, is my absolute favorite thing to do!

"I'm Basting ballz right now brahh!"
Basteing by Roost3r Cogz August 25, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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