blumstein

A slimy, self-obsessed, long-nosed, money hungry jewstien. Can't tell a 1/4 inch plug from it's own butt-plug. Reeking at all times of cheap cologne, and marked by the over usage of dollar-store brand hair gel which seeps into it's brain. The only way to rid yourself of a Blumstien is to give it money. In the history of all blumstiens, the greatest accomplishment was a 34 and a half minute long audio recording of it whacking off to it's own ass. Also known as a Hebrewstien, gold-diggerstien, or a giant shnozzed bagel muncher. Others simply refer to it in lay mans terms as Ryan.

Good-lord, the mixing board is fried, it's covered in blumstein.

by heyzuescristo December 9, 2007

blumstein

A slimy, self-obsessed, long-nosed, money hungry jewstien. Can't tell a 1/4 inch plug from it's own butt-plug. Reeking at all times of cheap cologne, and marked by the over usage of dollar-store brand hair gel which seeps into it's brain. The only way to rid yourself of a Blumstien is to give it money. In the history of all blumstiens, the greatest accomplishment was a 34 and a half minute long audio recording of it whacking off to it's own ass. Also known as a Hebrewstien, gold-diggerstien, or a giant shnozzed bagel muncher. Others simply refer to it in lay mans terms as Ryan.

Good-lord, the mixing board is fried, it's covered in blumstein.

by heyzuescristo January 20, 2008

Chet Brunstein

Your average Joe, just a generic male character that's just generally uninteresting.

Bro, the male player character in this game is just Chet Brunstein, how dumb.

by JT_Lich July 17, 2022

blatstein

To lambaste, berate and embarass to the highest degree

I was totally and utterly blatsteined the other day, when the newspaper wrote that scathing editorial about me.

by The Daily P November 18, 2005

Blusting

When something is blowing to the point that is irritating.

Man the air outside is blusting

by peleg51 April 8, 2015

baumstein

An uncoordinated person who often drops things and breaks things due to his incoordination.

The baumstein dropped the vase.

by dbaum April 24, 2014

Ethel Baumstein

The term to describe a delusional, mentally unstable but thoroughly lovely old woman, who thinks she is black.

'Man 1: "Yeah bro this MKAT is fucking wicked."
Man 2: "Lemme have a key, wanna test it first"
Ethel Baumstein: "Ah no now me bwoys, dont a all ofchu be slingin all around dat sheeit on my home turf or yas gon be gettin yaself sliiiiiced up honeychile'

by trippyqueen August 30, 2012