bumstein

A person who is, or bears qualities similar to, one who lives on the streets and relies on others for all of his/her needs. Such needs include, but are not limited too, a constant, insatiable hunger, which thereby leads the person to require others to provide him/her with food, usually in excessive quantities, and the desire to be carried at all times in order to avoid all physical motion and effort. Scientifically, Bumsteins are incapable of converting calories into energy, thereby permitting them from performing any sort of physical motion of a useful nature.

The young lady in Communist Russia, though fully unaware of what Communism was, relied on the government like the bumstein that she was.

by Staunch Beast September 13, 2007

baumstein

An uncoordinated person who often drops things and breaks things due to his incoordination.

The baumstein dropped the vase.

by dbaum April 24, 2014

Budstein

Someone who smokes marijuana and thinks his/her IQ magically increased by 200

Shut up, you didn't find the answers to the universe you budstein.

by James M.F. Brooks March 7, 2007

Ethel Baumstein

The term to describe a delusional, mentally unstable but thoroughly lovely old woman, who thinks she is black.

'Man 1: "Yeah bro this MKAT is fucking wicked."
Man 2: "Lemme have a key, wanna test it first"
Ethel Baumstein: "Ah no now me bwoys, dont a all ofchu be slingin all around dat sheeit on my home turf or yas gon be gettin yaself sliiiiiced up honeychile'

by trippyqueen August 30, 2012

bumstain

1. A person who's worth is equal or less than that of a bumstain

2. An idiot

Dude, Alexis is such a bumstain.

by Lassy91 March 28, 2008

blumstein

A slimy, self-obsessed, long-nosed, money hungry jewstien. Can't tell a 1/4 inch plug from it's own butt-plug. Reeking at all times of cheap cologne, and marked by the over usage of dollar-store brand hair gel which seeps into it's brain. The only way to rid yourself of a Blumstien is to give it money. In the history of all blumstiens, the greatest accomplishment was a 34 and a half minute long audio recording of it whacking off to it's own ass. Also known as a Hebrewstien, gold-diggerstien, or a giant shnozzed bagel muncher. Others simply refer to it in lay mans terms as Ryan.

Good-lord, the mixing board is fried, it's covered in blumstein.

by heyzuescristo December 9, 2007

Leon Burstein

1. one who makes the world a brighter place by just smiling
2. one who is sexy and sweet at the same time
3. one who is loved and will be loved by wei

That silly big bird cawwwing over there is definitely a Leon Burstein!

by wei July 17, 2004