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Bluffin with my muffin 

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.
Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!
Bluffin with my muffin by Eddy January 21, 2009

muffin buffing 

woman/girl rubbing her clit masturbating. "female getting off"
joe is not going to come home tonight...so i am going to take care of myself and go home and do some muffin buffing

Bluffin' 

Fakin' , to say you are going to do something but then dont, lying
Anthony: Yoo you a straight Bluffin', where my weed at? you said you had it

Kendra: Nahh yo, cameron straight intercept that joint, so i aint got none
Bluffin' by yowheredamoneyat January 19, 2011

Bluffin Top 

when a blue waffle is so bloated,saggy,and flappy that ,when pants are worn,it overhangs like a muffin top would.
Dude, chill. that's just her Bluffin Top.
Bluffin Top by swapps October 30, 2010

bluffington 

The town where Doug Funnie lives, with his blue friend Skeeter Valentine, his yellow friend Patty Mayonnaise, and this green dumbass Roger Klotz.
Mayor: "Stash your trash! Beautify Bluffington!"
Doug: "Honkerburger plz"
bluffington by Mr. Dink May 2, 2008

Pickle Buffing 

That bitch stephanie wouldn't give up on the pickle buffing until I nutted