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Excaliburd Battlehawk 

Born to the Arch Duke of Soulard and twice knighted by the Duchess of St. Louis City and County, Excaliburd Battlehawk is the most supreme sportsman in all the lands. He honors the ancient code of the Battlehawk Warriors tasked with forever guarding that which they hold most dear, The Dome.
Excaliburd Battlehawk once Ka Kawed and Chuck Norris flew over.

battlehawks 

The only football franchise located in St. Louis. They play in the XFL and are the only team in the league who’s logo was not created on a video game by an 8 year old. The team is named after the most feared bird In the sky. The legendary Battle Hawk has dominated every challenger, and is well represented with dominating play on the field. The intensity of Battlehawks play is only matched by their rowdy post game celebrations.
The current hard seltzer shortage was caused by the Battlehawks celebration after their win over the Renegades.
battlehawks by Kb25 February 10, 2020

Battletask 

verb. To battletask.
Participle. battletasking

Battletask is used to describe the action of completing a task in an epic way like a skilled warrior massacres his opponents in battle. The term is used when one feels very confident in their ability to succeed at the task and that the completion of the task will be epic.
A: "Hey, what's up?"
B: "Battletasking my homework, bitches!"

"I'm gonna battletask this shit!"

"This assignment doesn't stand a chance, dude! I can't wait to battletask it!"
Battletask by supernova4 February 28, 2011

Battlefuck 

The act of two or more men walking around like crabs with boners and begin to fight.

One loses when they go soft.
Jon: You see those gay dudes battlefucking?

Frank: YEAH! I got $5 on the black one!
Battlefuck by Whirlingd November 3, 2011

battlelack

Any combination of an old, fat, gnarled, unsightly woman who is frumpy, dresses weird, etc. who doesn't have anything going for them besides their many cats at home.
Take a look at this old battlelack, she can't even drive.
battlelack by Spartans! August 7, 2006

Battlecock 

Rooster from a gladiator background. Battlecock=Gamecock=Fighting rooster. A bird that has intense aggression, not trained to kill, just born in. All roosters will fight, BUT a Battle/Gamecock won't stop till his enemy has fallen and more often than not he will still pumble the already expired cock till he himself dies from exhaustion. Owners of Battle/Gamecocks typically take insanely great care of them "Mega huge pins, best food $ can buy, fresh water 3 times daily." Normally will end up fighting no more than 3 times and after that assuming he lives he will live his live in a monster pin with plenty of tail to pound, unlike egg hens which live in disgusting, disease-ridden warehouses in 4x4 battery pens with 15 other hens which ends up being incredibly cramped to the point of suffocation by trampling. If one was lucky enough to live to the age of 2 "if you call living in what makes Alcatraz look like paradise, lucky" you are then pulled by extreme force from your cage often getting wings/legs broken during this process and shipped to the slaughter house and so called humanely killed but in fact are just slammed into the ground until death comes.
'dude1' hey dude!, how have you been? 'dude2" ive been good but ive recently gotin into Battlecocks. 'dude1' you mean fighting roosters? dude your a cruel basterd! 'dude2' atleast they get ther shot at life. how many farm animals get to live til the actually die? most are killed in there pime for meat you jackass!