bottlejack

Noun: A device or place or person that raises your spirits
Verb: to raise one's spirits

When you get the blues a friend is usually a good bottlejack

Judith bottlejacked Pearl when she was feeling down in the dumps

by Nilgoa July 31, 2016

bottlejack

a person who prepares or mixes of distils his own spirits

I don't like bartenders. I'd rather be my own bottlejack

by Rumesh April 5, 2017

The Bottlejack

When one has a blockage in ones anus due to a heavy dose of codeine. ..When the blockage starts pushing on its travels and heads for sunlight ,one quickly de-pants ,lays on back with legs in the air and proceeds to push the turd out in short bursts (carefully as not to snap it off)whilst making a pumping motion on your penis somewhat resembling a bottle jack

JONESY QUICKLY JUMPED ON THE LOUNGEROOM FLOOR AND PUMPED OUT A QUICK THE BOTTLEJACK.. GREAT PARTY TRICK MATE BUT NEXTIME NOT IN FRONT OF THE IN LAWS

by medugs September 3, 2016

bottlerocketing

When you hold your nut in for a prolonged amount of time and squeeze your penis to the point where the head of your cock is blown off, soaring through the air.

Jerry: Bro, how did that hole in the wall happen?
Tim: Dude, I was bottlerocketing real good last night.
Jerry: Damn bro, how long have you been that nut in??
Tim: Years bro...

by NightmareFuel13 January 10, 2019

Bottleneck

Computer-related definition: A part of your computer internals is slowing your entire system down.

Example of a Bottleneck: Your GPU is higher-end compared to your processor, but your processor isn't powerful enough and prevents your GPU from working at full potential. This is also known as bootlegging.

by The Elder Hobo October 22, 2013

Bottleneck

A bottleneck is a point of congestion in a production system (such as an assembly line or a computer network) that occurs when workloads arrive too quickly for the production process to handle.

Pepe can not handle this volume, he is such a bottleneck

by DonLemar June 7, 2019

Bottleneckin'

For one to drink straight from the bottle while consuming alcoholic beverages, preferably liquor.

"Well, we ran out of cups so it look's like we will need to be Bottleneckin' it tonight."

by Skullnbonez May 3, 2010