batter spatter 

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

batter spatter by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022

Ball Batter Splatter 

When a man's load is deposited into his hand and then he proceeds to slap another in the face with that hand, producing a splatter effect.

Middle school wrestling bus hazing, boy masturbates into hand then slaps another boy in the face.....
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!

Ball Batter Splatter by chaseman36 August 21, 2009

Baby batter splatter 

When a man ejaculates in or on a woman, greatly increasing the chances of making a baby

We were having sex, and I knew I needed the Plan B pill after I felt his baby batter splatter

Baby batter splatter by AlpacaSheerer February 28, 2021

Brownie Batter Splatter 

When you have a shart so vicious it breaks through your pants and splatters onto someone or something.

Last night me a Jessica got freaky. it all went well until I got hit with her brownie batter splatter.

Brownie Batter Splatter by BigNick_isLarge April 1, 2023

batter splatter 

1) v.: When a male ejaculates on either a wall, floor, counter, or other hard surface and leaves it to dry.

2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.

1) guy 1: "Dude my roomate was being a dick, so while he slept i batter splattered his headboard, dresser, and the toilet."

guy 2: "That'll show that tool."

2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."

batter splatter by bigdaddygiggles June 5, 2010

Cake Batter Splatter 

Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.

"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"

Cake Batter Splatter by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

splatter batter 

To describe a person who has a wet dream that ends in ejaculation.

I see you having those wet dreams huh, Mr. Splatter Batter.

2. Another name for shooting off sperm

splatter batter by K.Moon April 22, 2018