Sheetwaft

The act of fanning the duvet, sometimes slowly with an elbow if a partner is present in the bed, to register a fart being concealed by the fabric.
John - are you sheetwafting? Holy fuck - that stinks”.
by WillyCravemore June 25, 2018
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Cake Batter Splatter

Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.
"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
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Fake News

Facts published by a legitimate news organization, to give a correct and realistic account of an event, situation or person.
The Fake News said that Christmas will fall on December 25th this year”.
by WillyCravemore June 25, 2018
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Third Wave Rage

The raw anger that transfers to everything in the universe from a person tired, annoyed and impatient as their country suffers a third wave of Covid-19.
"Why did Tom freak out at the gym today, just because that dude got to the squat rack before him?"
"Ignore Tom...he just has third wave rage".
by WillyCravemore July 23, 2021
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Vegan

A young girl, typically aged between 17 and 23, who walks around with a yoga mat sticking out of her rucksack and is active on Instagram.
“Woah look at that piece of ass. Bet she’s a vegan”.
by WillyCravemore June 25, 2018
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Text Amnesia

That “text” you forgot to send, realizing only when your wife asks to borrow your phone - to buy 30 seconds to clear your Safari history and double check the contents of your photo album.
“Wow I almost got caught last night. Jill asked to use my phone so I pretended I had text amnesia.”
by WillyCravemore June 25, 2018
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Piss and Tell

The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.
"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
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