The act of fanning the duvet, sometimes slowly with an elbow if a partner is present in the bed, to register a fart being concealed by the fabric.
by WillyCravemore June 25, 2018
Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
Facts published by a legitimate news organization, to give a correct and realistic account of an event, situation or person.
by WillyCravemore June 25, 2018
The raw anger that transfers to everything in the universe from a person tired, annoyed and impatient as their country suffers a third wave of Covid-19.
"Why did Tom freak out at the gym today, just because that dude got to the squat rack before him?"
"Ignore Tom...he just has third wave rage".
"Ignore Tom...he just has third wave rage".
by WillyCravemore July 23, 2021
A young girl, typically aged between 17 and 23, who walks around with a yoga mat sticking out of her rucksack and is active on Instagram.
by WillyCravemore June 25, 2018
That “text” you forgot to send, realizing only when your wife asks to borrow your phone - to buy 30 seconds to clear your Safari history and double check the contents of your photo album.
by WillyCravemore June 25, 2018
The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.
"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018