Definitions by WillyCravemore

Third Wave Rage

The raw anger that transfers to everything in the universe from a person tired, annoyed and impatient as their country suffers a third wave of Covid-19.

"Why did Tom freak out at the gym today, just because that dude got to the squat rack before him?"
"Ignore Tom...he just has third wave rage".

Third Wave Rage by WillyCravemore July 23, 2021

Butcher's Gust 

Westcountry word for a pungeant, meaty, medium-rate fart.

"What the heck is that....did someone open a pack of ham?"

"No Clive, it's just a Butcher's Gust. Sorry mate."

Butcher's Gust by WillyCravemore September 29, 2020

Johnny Cubicle 

A catch-all name for empty, soul-destroyed office workers who spend the 9-5 wishing they were suffering from terminal cancer.

"Isn't it wonderful being on vacation? I can't stop thinking about Johnny Cubicle, slaving away back at the office".

Johnny Cubicle by WillyCravemore July 6, 2018

Vegan 

A young girl, typically aged between 17 and 23, who walks around with a yoga mat sticking out of her rucksack and is active on Instagram.

“Woah look at that piece of ass. Bet she’s a vegan”.

Vegan by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

Sheetwaft 

The act of fanning the duvet, sometimes slowly with an elbow if a partner is present in the bed, to register a fart being concealed by the fabric.

“John - are you sheetwafting? Holy fuck - that stinks”.

Sheetwaft by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

Text Amnesia 

That “text” you forgot to send, realizing only when your wife asks to borrow your phone - to buy 30 seconds to clear your Safari history and double check the contents of your photo album.

“Wow I almost got caught last night. Jill asked to use my phone so I pretended I had text amnesia.”

Text Amnesia by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

Fake News 

Facts published by a legitimate news organization, to give a correct and realistic account of an event, situation or person.

“The Fake News said that Christmas will fall on December 25th this year”.

Fake News by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018