4 definitions by AlpacaSheerer

First Prize Pudding

When a man ejaculates from masterbation

I was watching some cam-girl on my phone and made a fistful of first prize pudding

by AlpacaSheerer February 28, 2021

Baby batter splatter

When a man ejaculates in or on a woman, greatly increasing the chances of making a baby

We were having sex, and I knew I needed the Plan B pill after I felt his baby batter splatter

by AlpacaSheerer February 28, 2021

Semen tramp stamp

When you dry hump a woman's ass and ejaculated on her back

She wouldn't let me do anal, but she didn't mind getting a semen tramp stamp

by AlpacaSheerer September 25, 2021

lapafro

Unshaved pubic area

Boy A: 'why'd you break up with Tammy?'
Boy B: 'I gotta hair ball from going down on her lapafro. '

by AlpacaSheerer June 14, 2017