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batter on the brain
When a male is thinking with his genitalia not clearly or logically. Baby batter (semen) clouds the thoughts in the brain.
batter on the brain by MSDorset December 20, 2022
on the batter
on the batter by TubberBoy October 24, 2014
butter on my finger
he said who left the fridge open?
and she replied, "it was shoe bop again!"
and he thought to himself "finding out who did it was like butter on my fingers"
and she replied, "it was shoe bop again!"
and he thought to himself "finding out who did it was like butter on my fingers"
butter on my finger by insidog bop April 13, 2014
Peanut butter on the doorbell trick
Known as the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick. When you slather peanut butter on a doorbell to prevent ding dong ditching.
"Oh man I tried to ding dong ditch Mr. Eichenser and he got me with the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick!"
Peanut butter on the doorbell trick by Klownrad December 4, 2020
batters on deck
A girl who is so beautiful, smart, funny, and has such a good personality that she is not only taken but has guys pursuing her in the hopes that her boyfriend slips up. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity if you get to be with a girl like this, but it seems there is always someone ahead of you in the "batting order."
Guy 1 : "Wow, that girl is just amazing in every sense of the word! Do you know if she has a boyfriend?"
Guy 2: "Haha you've got to be kidding me, don't even waste your time, she's got batters on deck."
Guy 2: "Haha you've got to be kidding me, don't even waste your time, she's got batters on deck."
batters on deck by handle this February 20, 2010
butter on a poptart
butter on a poptart by Black market mouse December 18, 2016
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