Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MSDorset

A little flappy bird

When you or someone else is in a bit of a flap/anxious/flustered

Sorry about earlier, I was just a little flappy bird

When you are in a flap or anxious about something

Sorry about earlier I was just a little flappy bird

When a male is thinking with his genitalia not clearly or logically. Baby batter (semen) clouds the thoughts in the brain.

Mate I can’t believe you slept with ***** you must have had batter on the brain