mcdojo

A McDojo is a martial arts school that conforms to the following attributes:

-Your instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon.

-The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt.

-The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts.

-Its a Korean art. (See taekwondo)

-Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products.

-While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees.

-Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that).

-No one sweats.

-While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher.

-When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"

If any of these sound familiar, you are probably training at a McDojo.

"Johnny paid £500 and got his black belt in 5 months. He must be at a McDojo"

by jitsuka May 04, 2008

batter on

In Ireland, the term means to "head off" or "leave." It can refer to leaving anywhere at all.

"Right lads, I'm gonna batter on here now"

"Alright, cya later."

by jitsuka May 06, 2008