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TikTok Battalion 

Common name for the chechen fighters led by Kadyrov on the side of Russia during the 2022 russian invasion of Ukraine, because they like to post on social media but there is virtually no proof of them engaging in combat.
Thats the Kadyrov TikTok Battalion. Specialty: team dances and pillow fights.

Combat experience: 18 tik toks
TikTok Battalion by Ron Paulson March 16, 2022

3d Medical Battalion 

A Marine Corps/Navy personnel forward operating command in Okinawa, Japan. People attached to the unit undergo observation used to study the affects of military personnel confined to prison conditions and mistreatment. Personnel are subject to below standard living quarters, curfew restrictions inspired by Germany's Nazi party, and plentiful amounts of unskilled menial labor used to degrade individuals to the point of psychological trauma and complacency.
Holding your immediate family as prisoners in Guantanamo Bay until you get your FMF pin qualification, and other forms of black mail that violate United Nations policies. "I used to have a bright future, but then I got stationed at 3d Medical Battalion."

battalia 

complete twat. loves himself completely, will not go anywhere without checking his hair first, total gay boy
that guy is such a battalia
battalia by his ex-girlfriend April 18, 2005

Battalionized 

When a person is moved to a U.S. Army battalion level staff position and begins to come up with ideas they used to think were dumb. The individual will also start coming to work 50% less than they used to.
Example:
Hey man, why is Johnny being all Battalionized about this training?

Example 2:

Hey man, where's Johnny? He isn't at work

Yeah he's being all battalionized today.
Battalionized by EODPepperJack July 28, 2016

3d Medical Battalion 

Foward Fleet Marine Force unit responsible for giving a bad taste about military life to a large number of first term Sailors and Marines. Often cited as the worst command in military history. Life onboard described as unbearable and comparable to life in a Nazi concetration camp though the treatment of Sailors and Marines may be worse than tsuffered by holocause victims.
Sailor Tim: I just got orders to 3d Medical Battalion.

Sailor Joe: Are you gonna kill yourself now or later?

Battalion Thot 

That one Thot everyone in the squad fucks to boost morale.
Person 1: Aye where ana
Person 2: who that
Person 1: know that joint we all yeah at that party
Person 2: Oh Capt. Sloppytop
Person 1: Best Battalion thot in the whole corp
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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