Battleitis

A condition one suffers should they battle at unacceptable levels. Symptoms of battleitis include regularly attending venues dominated by the male sex, high susceptibility to basic scams, inability to stomach large volumes of alcohol and inability to navigate routine social situations.

Coyt: "Oath man, what the fuck is the go with Mort these days? He's a shadow of what he once was..."
Wally: "There can be no doubt that he's come down with a severe case of battleitis. It will affect one in four people at some stage of their life you know."

by g00chy July 21, 2009

Battletask

verb. To battletask.
Participle. battletasking

Battletask is used to describe the action of completing a task in an epic way like a skilled warrior massacres his opponents in battle. The term is used when one feels very confident in their ability to succeed at the task and that the completion of the task will be epic.

A: "Hey, what's up?"
B: "Battletasking my homework, bitches!"

"I'm gonna battletask this shit!"

"This assignment doesn't stand a chance, dude! I can't wait to battletask it!"

by supernova4 February 28, 2011

battlefist

PC game called battlefield 1942, better know as battlefist because it always crashes and can get annoying.

"you having a game of battlefist?"
"FFS i got owned on battlefist 2day"

by Payt January 8, 2004

battlestiffy

The notion that the hardness and willingness of your erection to go into battle, as if a sword, in relation to an activity.

I've got a battlestiffy about the next release of Linux.

I've got a battlestiffy for peelers.

by Saundo April 14, 2008