batage

Bat Tales. Bats tell tales, or telltales of bats. A witty satirical joke relayed from a bats point of view. The wisdom of bats.

Here's an example of batage. There are two bats hanging at the tree. One says to the other, "Do you know what I fear most about old age?" The other says, "No, what?" The other replies, "Incontinence!"

by jungle gents July 15, 2009

bastage

Bastard. Originally used in the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously. This PG flick introduced bastage, fargin', and icehole as PG terms for similar sounding words.

You fargin' bastages!

by Sepo August 29, 2003

bastages

Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.

"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"

by Kyle_in_Quebec June 20, 2006

Bavage

Beast and a savage

That kid is a total bavage.

by Bavagesam August 22, 2016

drain bamage

the term for "brain damage" used by those with brain damage

see also: dain bramage

Only someone with drain bamage would do a thing like that!... Outta my way! It's my turn again!

by DoctorB (The B is for Bargain) August 22, 2008

botage

Definition for somebody who is terrible at a game

Ben is botage at fortnite

by AmillionFireflies April 20, 2019

baagee

A term for "traitor" lifted from the Maldivian Dhivehi language.

Since the February 2011 coup that removed democratically elected president Mohamed Nasheed from office, the opposition frequently refers to the dictatorship and supporters as "baagee."

The term is coming into broader use thanks to social media.

"No Matter how long these baagee Survives. They will face Justice - Sooner or Later."

"You're as bad as Sabu, the baagee!"

"Only a baagee would vote yes for #NDAA's indefinite detention of US Citizens."

by pinkone March 10, 2013