Baage. 

Somebody who thinks that they're a 'mad feen', 'daycent' or unreal. Used in certain areas of cork city and describes someone who only THINKS they are all of the above, but everybody knows they're in fact not. You use 'baaaaaaaaaaaaaage' if the thing somebody does is extremely bage.

Kidney is some baage.

Baaaaaaaaaage!

Look at the state of the baage over there.

Baage. by Aaron Kidney. February 18, 2009

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole 

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

Badge Fucker 

A female who only dates police officers, fire fighters, or medical personnel. They will use any and all means to lure a badge-wearing civil servant into their home in order to trap the victim in a sexual relationship, and possibly, trick the badge-wearer into becoming the Badge Fucker's baby daddy.

Typically, a Badge Fucker will involve the police, fire brigade, or EMT's in every aspect of her life, without shame. She'll offer discounts at her place of employment, conspicuously play with her children at or near the local police station, even speak in "radio code" around her friends. All in the name of gaining a civil servant as her baby daddy.

Miss Piggy would suck the green off Kermit's cock if he were wearing a badge right now. She's such a Badge Fucker!

Badge Fucker by Bigger James Slade November 13, 2012

Biage 

When you see what looks like a promiscuous women, but you're not sure if she's a bitch. Derived from the word mirage

Dude, look at that biage! Do you know who that is?

Nah Bruh, I don't know who that Biage is.

Biage by LayJeno March 12, 2019

ratchet badge 

Similar to a tramp stamp, a ratchet badge is a tattoo located on the upper breast of a female. Usually but not limited to animal claw prints, tribal designs and most commonly their baby daddy's name.

Brenda's love for Jamal is forever inked in ratchet history as she tattoo's his name and jersey number on her upper breast. She wears it like a badge of honor ... we forever know it as a ratchet badge.

ratchet badge by redstararmy May 22, 2013

face barge 

When a women backs up onto a mans face to dock onto his mouth, sometimes performed without the captains permission. Like a river boat without paddles.

Dude, before i knew it, shed pulled down her pants and face barged me with her flange, i didnt expect that.

face barge by JtothePizzle February 21, 2014

red badge of passion 

A giant red hickey on your neck after a passionate sexual encounter!

Damn did you see Clay's red badge of passion on his neck this morning. Yeah that must have been some encounter.

red badge of passion by Fleece Johnson July 25, 2010