bastages

Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.

"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"

by Kyle_in_Quebec June 20, 2006

bastages

bastages is another word for basterd

bastages...

by aminopatropilis April 16, 2003

bastages

bastages, fargin guys, all explain the higgins family

ratsy, you bastages

by lucky December 10, 2003

Bastages

Savage Bastards i.e. Bethesda's Video Game Cistomer Support.

Those bastages are making us submit help tickets to get the things we already pay for!?!

by Razberry9876 October 11, 2023

fargen bastages

The nicer way of saying F-ing Bastards.

Refering to something that you, or someone else forgot to do.

Very casual saying.

Fargen Bastages I forgot my key's.

Those fargen bastages forgot to give me my fries.

by pointagrigio April 2, 2009

bastage

Bastard. Originally used in the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously. This PG flick introduced bastage, fargin', and icehole as PG terms for similar sounding words.

You fargin' bastages!

by Sepo August 29, 2003

farging bastage

A less harsh version of fucking bastard. Usually used in a joking manner.

"Hey you farging bastage! Are we going to the bar tonight?"

by Anonymous October 11, 2003