basten

a very fat, sweaty black male with testicular problems

i think i'm turning into a basten!! o:

ohmygod you're a basten!

by magandy December 12, 2007

Basten

The man with the biggest dick and has the biggest muscles. He’s also very smart and is very tall.

Sarah: OMG he’s sooo hot
Emily: I know right he’s such a basten

by Damndanieliwqntyoumg!!!2626 November 24, 2021

Basten Brained

Someone who is the result of 16 generations of inbreeding therefor lacks any form of intelligence, self awareness and Behaves in hot-headed and impulsive way.
Usually also sociopathic.

That guy just hit his teacher because he didnt pass his test, He's Basten Brained

by xMonkeyMonk August 31, 2021

Basten Brained

When you have a mental short-circuit resulting in a snowball effect of increasingly delusional comments

Basten Brained victim: WTF I HAD MORE KILLS! WHY DIDN'T I WIN THIS FIGHT?
Anyone: That says nothing, you just made a bad play.
Basten Brained victim: YEAH YOU'RE TROLLING, YOU'RE RETARDED *leaves call*

by Bowiemtl August 31, 2021

Neil basten

A general noncy person

You are a Neil basten

by Chienevbruv May 09, 2018