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ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom 

A mlg slang line used from being triggered or angry in a match
After losing the match, Billy said out loud, "ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom!"

bash one out

I got home and bashed one out
bash one out by Don Kiddick May 26, 2004

Bash one in 

(Verb) This is the female equivalent. A slang term used for masturbating.
"I really enjoyed Magic Mike. It was great to get home, enjoy a nice hot bath and bash one in."
Bash one in by wellfancythat September 8, 2018

Bash one out

(Verb) Originating from Yorkshire, this is a slang term for the act of masturbating, or "bashing". To bash one out, means to have a good masturbating session.
Steve left the room mid way through the film to bash one out. I heard him moaning in the next room.
Bash one out by Samwiez September 29, 2010

Bash one's Dachshund 

To wank
A: Just saw a guy in the park bashin' his Dachshun'
B: What like physically abusing a defenseless little wiener?
A: Not little but yeah absolutely mandhandling the poor sausage.
B: You should've got involved...
A: Nah not my cup of tea.

Bash one's Dachshund

onion bash 

The art of bashing somebody in the face with an onion violently.
"He was pissing me off so I gave him and onion bash."
onion bash by GHMvZ January 31, 2014