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bash.org
A database of IRC/Instant Messenger quotes. Other quote databases exist, but none are as popular. Criticized for the sheer amount of crappy quotes. Also criticized for the constantly large amount of pending quotes.
As of today, there are 18026 quotes approved and 11019 quotes pending.
As of today, there are 18026 quotes approved and 11019 quotes pending.
How to get into the Bash.org quote database, as told by a quote inside the database itself:
<Nubbers> Is there any listing of the criteria for a bash quote, anyway? Or should I just make a joke combining masturbation, child pornography, racism, and dungeons and dragons...
<Edible> If it has "bash.org" or "nigger" in it, it'll get in. Watch.
<Edible> Hey, so nigger I nigger with nigger to nigger bash.org nigger bash.org bash.org nigger nigger nigger.
<Nubbers> Is there any listing of the criteria for a bash quote, anyway? Or should I just make a joke combining masturbation, child pornography, racism, and dungeons and dragons...
<Edible> If it has "bash.org" or "nigger" in it, it'll get in. Watch.
<Edible> Hey, so nigger I nigger with nigger to nigger bash.org nigger bash.org bash.org nigger nigger nigger.
bash.org by Madvillainous June 11, 2005
Related Words
bash.org • bash.org.ru • bash • Bash of Gamers • bash mail • bash the bishop • bash bash • bash bish • bash it • bash one out
bash.org
n. - a database containing user submitted quotes (often humorous) from IRC and IM conversations, and is publicly accessible through a simple web-based interface.
<IRCer> is bash.org that quote database i've heard so much about?
<Vorondil> You mean the silly fucktards that rejected quotes: #359068, #359085, #359083, #364104, #365627, #366462, #366465, #366465, #369809, #371081, #371335, #375885, #375887, #376619, #376473, #382661, #382677, #382681, #384139, #386314, #393896, #394091,
#394097, and #394760?
<IRCer> yeah. them.
<Vorondil> yeah
<Vorondil> You mean the silly fucktards that rejected quotes: #359068, #359085, #359083, #364104, #365627, #366462, #366465, #366465, #369809, #371081, #371335, #375885, #375887, #376619, #376473, #382661, #382677, #382681, #384139, #386314, #393896, #394091,
#394097, and #394760?
<IRCer> yeah. them.
<Vorondil> yeah
bash.org
n. Also known as "QDB" or "Quote Database," this is a very popular site listing quotes from IRC and IM conversations. Often the humor stems from someone making a typo, such as "Peking Dick FTW...wait, I mean Peking Duck!" Bash.org is also the site partially responsible for making such 'Net users as bloodninja into Internet celebrities, due to their hilarious trolling efforts. Best read late at night with friends, after consuming large amounts of alcohol or other mind-altering substances.
bash.org.ru
A russian version of bash.org quote database which is extremely popular in Russia. Guess far more popular than american one in America.
There's no big difference in subjects of most of quotes in russian and american bashorgs, russian's just more computerized and linuxized and US one is more sex oriented.
Some quotes do even repeat in both of them.
There's no big difference in subjects of most of quotes in russian and american bashorgs, russian's just more computerized and linuxized and US one is more sex oriented.
Some quotes do even repeat in both of them.
1: Ya know we have our own bash.org back there in Russia...
2: what's the address?
1: you're gonna be shocked. bash.org.ru
2: what's the address?
1: you're gonna be shocked. bash.org.ru
bash.org.ru by moigagoo February 24, 2008
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