bartmaned

To snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory.

"Those chicks were all over Ted before he bartmaned and spilled a drink on them."

by Nick Dasty August 3, 2006

Bartman

An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.

A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.

by paul March 10, 2004

bartman

To inadvertently cause an epic disaster by an otherwise innocent act.

Thousands of people died in the North Atlantic when the captain of the Titanic pulled a Bartman.

by Alou October 22, 2003

The Bartman

Bart Simpson's awesome dance. "Do the Bartman" is Bart simpson's awesome song that goes with the song.

Everybody do the Bartman!

by qwertyjerk March 18, 2011

bartman

To blame your inept performance on someone/something that had little to do with a negative outcome.

Although Mike claimed his poor round of golf was due to a bird chirping on his backswing on the second tee, we all knew his excuse was a bartman.

by Brett P. October 20, 2003

bartman

To touch a foul ball and get blamed for your team losing the series even though the second baseman, who gets paid millions of dollars booted the next ball that could have ended the inning

Retarded Cubs Fan: Can you believe bartman touched that ball?

Smart Cubs Fan: Yea but we still could have won if we didn't boot the next play and then suck in the last game.

by haveyouseenmybaseball April 21, 2004

bartman

the hero of all white sox fans

"I'm so glad that bartman took the ball so that the cubbies lost the NLCS!"

by Brian Elmore July 19, 2004