bartmaned

To snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory.

"Those chicks were all over Ted before he bartmaned and spilled a drink on them."

by Nick Dasty August 3, 2006

Barmageddon

1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the steamworld.

2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.

Barmageddon Example:

Sunday, May 2nd 2010

by vAnCiTyCaNaDa September 9, 2010

Batmanned

1. To exit a scene without anyone being aware of it

2. To jump down from higher ground and attack an unsuspecting individual or group thereby gaining the element of surprise in a fight

1. Friend #1: Man where did Zach go?
Friend #2: Yeah he was just here.
Friend #1: I think he just Batmanned us.

2. Anthony totally Batmanned Max with a Laser Sword in Halo 3

by Dark Mocha Frappachino June 20, 2008

Bartman

An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.

A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.

by paul March 10, 2004

bartman

To inadvertently cause an epic disaster by an otherwise innocent act.

Thousands of people died in the North Atlantic when the captain of the Titanic pulled a Bartman.

by Alou October 22, 2003

The Bartman

Bart Simpson's awesome dance. "Do the Bartman" is Bart simpson's awesome song that goes with the song.

Everybody do the Bartman!

by qwertyjerk March 18, 2011

bartman

To blame your inept performance on someone/something that had little to do with a negative outcome.

Although Mike claimed his poor round of golf was due to a bird chirping on his backswing on the second tee, we all knew his excuse was a bartman.

by Brett P. October 20, 2003