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Losing a race at the very end after being so far ahead.
The hare got Baroned by the tortoise.

My Aces just got Baroned by 10s.
Baroned by e72 September 28, 2012
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The act of loosing one's dignity during a drunken night of being creeped on ultimately hooking up with that creep. And being shamed in the morning.
Girl -Oh man guys I got Baroned.
Friends- OHHH NOOOOO!

Girl - guys look whose in my bed!
Friends- YOU GOT BARONED!!!!!
Girl - damnit, not again.

BARTOWED 

Being cut off at a Bar when your Sober
That Asian Bartender Bartowed Jordan and Clay last night. It was bullshit they were the soberest people there.
BARTOWED by Huskey Ninja August 30, 2010
When everything possible goes wrong. Nothing goes your way. Your perfect plan was ruined.
I had a flight to get home at a decent time. The town flooded and my flight got delayed. All my plans were ruined. I got Baroned.
Baroned by Hunterman September 20, 2019
When you are statistically far ahead in any event, game of chance with victory in sight and ultimately end up losing in an inconceivable fashion.
I got dealt Kings deep in the money and lost to an runner wheel after being Baroned.

19 minutes into a game, we told them gg kids, 30 minutes later, we got Baroned.
Baroned by madDanD November 12, 2012
That Asian bitch that was gonna give Kyle head for a nickel.
Bartone by Mike Hunt February 4, 2004
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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