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Bartoned 

What happens when a team loses a basketball game in which they had it won, such as up by 7 points with 45 seconds left. This most often happens in a D II Championship game.
"oh man, we just got bartoned! We were up 10 points with under 2 minutes left!"
Bartoned by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007
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Losing a race at the very end after being so far ahead.
The hare got Baroned by the tortoise.

My Aces just got Baroned by 10s.
Baroned by e72 September 28, 2012
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The act of loosing one's dignity during a drunken night of being creeped on ultimately hooking up with that creep. And being shamed in the morning.

Girl -Oh man guys I got Baroned.
Friends- OHHH NOOOOO!

Girl - guys look whose in my bed!
Friends- YOU GOT BARONED!!!!!
Girl - damnit, not again.

BARTOWED 

Being cut off at a Bar when your Sober
That Asian Bartender Bartowed Jordan and Clay last night. It was bullshit they were the soberest people there.
BARTOWED by Huskey Ninja August 30, 2010
When everything possible goes wrong. Nothing goes your way. Your perfect plan was ruined.
I had a flight to get home at a decent time. The town flooded and my flight got delayed. All my plans were ruined. I got Baroned.
Baroned by Hunterman September 20, 2019
When you are statistically far ahead in any event, game of chance with victory in sight and ultimately end up losing in an inconceivable fashion.
I got dealt Kings deep in the money and lost to an runner wheel after being Baroned.

19 minutes into a game, we told them gg kids, 30 minutes later, we got Baroned.
Baroned by madDanD November 12, 2012
That Asian bitch that was gonna give Kyle head for a nickel.
The Dot-Head
Bartone by Mike Hunt February 4, 2004
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