Bartart

When you are not actually mentally challenged, but abuse Xanax enough that your IQ is in the mentally challenged level legally speaking.

Hey why don’t you try and remember something other than lies that you believe because of all the xans you take you are literally a bartart.

Bartart by Breezeknees March 17, 2022

bartard 

a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.

Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard

bartard by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017

barfart 

when you get entirely wasted to the point you barf and fart epic amounts at the same time.
sometimes results in a friend having to check the barfarter's pants to make sure it was only a fart.

Jane- "Hi Lou. How was your weekend?"
Lou- "Fine. How was yours?"
Jane- "Pretty swell. Except Sally got so drunk at our party that she barfarted everywhere."

barfart by HellaManderr January 14, 2009

bartarded 

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

bartarded by Phungguy June 1, 2006

bartarded beinge 

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.

During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.

bartarded beinge by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010

Bartastrophe 

A situation whereby a barrister's chambers switch Counsel at the last minute.

Chambers just called and their pupil is going to have to do the case, it's a total bartastrophe.

Bartastrophe by WherebyartthouRomeo April 28, 2011

Bantart 

A piece of art that contains banter, wit, satire or sarcasm.

"Did you see that piece of bantart by Banksy with the racist pigeons?"
"Yeah, I reckon he was calling UKIP a bunch of racist pricks"

Bantart by polop91 March 31, 2015