barstan

-Anything good in life
-Something Awesome
-Something sexual

"Dude, you got accepted into Yale? That's totally barstan"
"Damn girl. Those are some nice barstans you're rocking."

by Gabhan December 4, 2013

Bearstantial

adjective that describes the proper amount, size, portion for a bear.

Oh no, a bistro won't do. I'm hungry. PLOISE I need something more bearstantial!

by AussieGingerBear July 31, 2016

Bastand

A more offensive way to say "bastard" "bastand" has a horrible tone to it, bastard sounds like you're playing. Bastand is the future.

"You are a fucking BASTAND"

by kayelz December 30, 2011

barstinence

Not drinking alcool for a fixed time frame. Often self-imposed, the day following a serious lash.

- Wanna go to the pub tonight?
- Naaah I'm still recovering from yesterday pub crawl. 48h barstinence for me!

by krayme July 15, 2013

BarStar Virgin

Someone who repeatedly gets crazy drunk and goes to bars just trying to rope in that first lady. Being 22 and buying sixteen year olds drinks as well as grinding on lesbians are included in the criteria of being a BarStar virgin. Throwing up everywhere is also an absolute MUST.

Man Dan is a BarStar virgin. He get stupid drunk hits on everyone but in the end only ends up sleeping in a pile of puke and tears.

by Passed Out Girl March 1, 2010

barstaurant

An establishment which provides both a bar and a restaurant, weighing equal importance on food and drink.

barstaurant bar restaurant

by ash415 December 10, 2009

bartanply

Pertaining to, one who leans or is leaning against a van of odd shape or disfiguration.

The dirty old man stopped to bartanply for only a second, before he was yelled at to get back to work.

by travis macdonald January 8, 2008