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The term used by male homosexuals for the entering of another homosexual.
Guy 1. Do you mind if I badswan you tonight?
Guy 2. Okay mate, I love a good badswan,
Badswan by FoolishEarthling12 January 24, 2012
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A more offensive way to say "bastard" "bastand" has a horrible tone to it, bastard sounds like you're playing. Bastand is the future.
"You are a fucking BASTAND"
Bastand by kayelz December 30, 2011

Elastic Bandstand 

The act of concealing one's erection by tucking it under the elastic waistband of their undergarment.
Dude, I popped a serious boner in class right before the bell rang. I had to pull an elastic bandstand before I stood up to leave so no one would see my flagpole
Elastic Bandstand by Dr. Thaddeus November 19, 2014

bandstand rat 

Someone who spends their whole day drinking/skateboarding/ or eating icecream at the bandstand pavillian in hull MA. They will never leave and are always there. forever.
look at those kids eating icecream drinking and skateboarding over there, they never leave the bandstands!

that's because they are bandstand rats.
bandstand rat by hullh8ter July 24, 2011

Bastantalope 

1.) After Dave, a cantalope, ripened he fell to the ground. Afterwords the farmer cut down his tree making Dave a Bastantalope
2.) Sam the antelope was born out of wedlock, after his birth his father split and Sam became a Bastantalope.
Bastantalope by scott anderson January 5, 2004
Influenced from the underworld, the edgy side of town; the contemporary, urban way of saying 'ya bastard'.
"You're a fucking bastand".
"Al dem bludy bastand gals tek tha pissss ye. kkthxbbz nvmye."
"Don't touch ma cone! Bastand, I own you!"
Bastand by Kayelz December 31, 2011