Skip to main content
Thats me. Im the absolute best
DAMN DUDE IM BARKTAN ASS FUCK
Barktan by barktan August 6, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch

barktard 

A dog who barks relentlessly.
Our neighbors got one ‘a them barktard dogs to drive us all insane.
barktard by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020
Related Words
An hebrew word that literally means "in the small sense", and is refered to something that is not interesting or not significant enough to talk about. Commonly used as response to anything not important enough to respond, or not having a better response :o).
Q: Hey mate, you look exausted, did get much sleep last night?
A: No sleep at all actually, but baktana. I'll be allright.

Q: Hey dude, what's with this horrible weather?
A: Baktana.
baktana by GabShala August 24, 2005
Barkan is a sex god. He is very handsome & tall. He is an amazing friend, sometimes he is a bit mean but he doesnt really mean to be. A Barkan also has a giant cock.
His points of view are always so rational and classy.
My crush is such a Barkan perfect
Barkan by Dashak February 16, 2022

bartanply 

Pertaining to, one who leans or is leaning against a van of odd shape or disfiguration.
The dirty old man stopped to bartanply for only a second, before he was yelled at to get back to work.
bartanply by travis macdonald January 8, 2008

Backtang 

The bunghole. The other sex hole. Backtang is juxtaposition to Poontang.

See also backpussy.
I was pumping that shit hard but my dick slipped out and I popped her backtang.

She likes me to finger to backtang a lil’ bit.
Backtang by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

barktark 

the best tiktok user in the world. she has the best personality and is the kindest person i met <3 she also loves ed sheeran hes her sussy baka😰‼️ my bsf forever hehe
person 1: “i just followed barktark on tiktok and my day has been so much better!”
person 2: “well yeah that’s because barktark is the best person ever duh?”
barktark by immy :] July 23, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
Next