barmahn

A white washed Persian guy who usually drives a Prius. He’s got green eyes but a small coc, he usually has beef with the idiot of the group who’s also persian and their name starts with an A. Barmahn also has a friend with a black Hyundai who sells crack.

Oh is that the dude who uses small condoms?

Yeah it’s barmahn

barmahn by Somerandomdude123123 January 19, 2024

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barmance

a barmance is like a bromance but instead of your guy friend, it's a relationship between the local watering hole's bar staff and you, their loyal customer. it might mean just free drinks but who knows what it might lead to...

"hey, did you see bob?"
"yeah, he's talking to jane again...that's such a barmance"
"why doesn't he just ask her out?"
"good question. he tips her like 50% every night"

barmance by florida dreamin December 23, 2009

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Related Words

barmahn • barman • barmanship • barmance • Barmanizing • Barman's Curse • burmahni

Barmanizing

To say a joke over and over again until it becomes mass torture to hear it.

Many people are Barmanizing the joke "More chins than a Chinese phonebook" and have been for many, many years.

Barmanizing by JewBass127 November 5, 2010

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barman

an employee who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar- but most commonly used for males. In the US- barmen are called "bartenders".
In the UK- barmen are commonly Australian as they lack any social grace be employed where people may be offended by their constant pilfering and nasal whining accents. Australians are considered by British to have been specifically bred for the purpose of being barmen.

William: "Where's that new barman from?"
Harry: "Oh, he's an Aussie- they're bred for it?"
William: "What do you mean?"
Harry: "Aussies- they're only good for bar work."

barman by Turdtrousers April 24, 2008