barfunkle

Typically used like "Flabbergasted" and "Befuddled"

damn, the way she gave me that cranium left me barfunkled.

by DenverNio June 1, 2022

Garfunkle

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.

I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.

by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020

Brunkle

When your mother or father has a child with a sibling i. e brother or sister

If you come from Norfolk in England you'd probably went to school with your Brunkle...

by JeffBull February 13, 2018

Brunkle

Term used to describe a girl who will attend class without showering, doing her hair, or wearing makeup. Has the effect of withering boners for 100 yards in every direction.

Etymology - combination of the words "broke" and "uncle," because only someone's unemployed male relative can attain such a level of crippling slovenliness.

"There are so many brunkle bitches in my morning art history class it's not even worth going."

by Horbs May 12, 2006

Brunkle

Someone who appears unwashed and is generally offensive to all 5 senses.

"That girl is brunkle as hell"

by Greg & Lü July 31, 2008

Barbounkle

gay nigga

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by endhhfhdjsks June 11, 2018

Bumfunkler

Bumfunkler is a unkind and dehumanising statement. It implies that hatred, ill fortune and even death to the person it is uttered to.

I hope that bumfunkler dies a slow and painful death, and rots in the fires of hell for eternity while maggots eat his eyes.

by Count Noosula April 16, 2019