To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.

I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.

Garfunkle by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020

Related Words

barfunkle • barfunkel • garfunkle • Brunkle • garfunkled • Bafonkled • bafundled • Bamfuckle • Barbounkle • barfangled

Brunkle

When your mother or father has a child with a sibling i. e brother or sister

If you come from Norfolk in England you'd probably went to school with your Brunkle...

Brunkle by JeffBull February 13, 2018

Brunkle

Term used to describe a girl who will attend class without showering, doing her hair, or wearing makeup. Has the effect of withering boners for 100 yards in every direction.

Etymology - combination of the words "broke" and "uncle," because only someone's unemployed male relative can attain such a level of crippling slovenliness.

"There are so many brunkle bitches in my morning art history class it's not even worth going."

Brunkle by Horbs May 12, 2006

Brunkle

Someone who appears unwashed and is generally offensive to all 5 senses.

"That girl is brunkle as hell"

Brunkle by Greg & Lü July 31, 2008

Barbounkle

gay nigga

gay nigga shit mane barbounkle tarik is gay

Barbounkle by endhhfhdjsks June 11, 2018

Bumfunkler

Bumfunkler is a unkind and dehumanising statement. It implies that hatred, ill fortune and even death to the person it is uttered to.

I hope that bumfunkler dies a slow and painful death, and rots in the fires of hell for eternity while maggots eat his eyes.

Bumfunkler by Count Noosula April 16, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026