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Term used to describe a girl who will attend class without showering, doing her hair, or wearing makeup. Has the effect of withering boners for 100 yards in every direction.

Etymology - combination of the words "broke" and "uncle," because only someone's unemployed male relative can attain such a level of crippling slovenliness.
"There are so many brunkle bitches in my morning art history class it's not even worth going."
Brunkle by Horbs May 12, 2006
Related Words
Someone who appears unwashed and is generally offensive to all 5 senses.
"That girl is brunkle as hell"
Brunkle by Greg & Lü July 31, 2008

brunkle brik

someone who is not very smart.
they are known as the “dumb one“ in the friend group.
Denes is being a brunkle brik! He thought the world was flat.
brunkle brik by Yelena Rose July 3, 2023

Christie Brinkley'd 

What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.

Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.
"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."
Christie Brinkley'd by dmcc November 5, 2012

Brinklee 

Brinklee is a very kind Beautiful person. She likes to laugh and is very fun to be around. She will always make you laugh and you will love to hang out with her.She can also be a crumb sometimes but in the end she loves everyone.
Hey brinklee want to play?

YASSSS
Brinklee by Buttcheek.koko October 16, 2020
when your brother is also your uncle either because your mother had a child with your grandfather or your father had a child with your grandmother: the male offspring being your brother; because you share one parent, and also your uncle; because he is the child of your grandparent as well
Ronald: "Hey Bruncle Bob!"

Bob: "Hey my dear ole brephew, Ronald!"

Ronald: "Did you call my Dad this weekend?"

Bob: "You mean my Grandpa? Yep, he said he put you back on his will even after you shot his dog."
bruncle by fartknocker101 December 23, 2009